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| Welcome to BLOKES HEAVEN |
Welcome to BLOKES HEAVEN, the one stop website for any bloke alive. We have women, Cars, Computers, Fasion, Sport and much much more! Don't forget to check out the NEW sections, being TOYS FOR THE BOYS and JOKES CORNER! Remeber, keep coming back to check our progress!! Before we go, let me just give you a taster of a couple of the jokes in JOKES CORNER: 1) Three Blondes walk into a bar - You would have thought one of them would have seen it! 2) Two ducks go on there honeymoon, and stay in a hotel. When they are just abouts to have sex, the male duck relises that they haven't got any condems. "I'll ring down to room service" he says. So he rings them up and asks for some condoms. The women says to the duck "OK, would you like us to put them on your bill?" "No" He said "I'll suffocate!" For more jokes, check out the new JOKES CORNER, supplied by jokes.com! | ||||||||||||||||
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When this page is complete, we will be able to offer you everything from Sport to Women, cars to jokes and even the new section, being TOYS FOR THE BOYS! We will have a page dedicated to the CRICKET WORLD CUP '99, and also a page deicated to YOU and YOUR LIFE. We will even have a competition for your bird to appear on this site under BIRD OF THE MONTH! All this is coming soon on BLOKES HEAVEN. If you would like to recieve information on how our progress is doing, as well as recieving PICTURES BY MAIL, please e-mail us by clicking below, and tell us YOU WANT TO JOIN. Call the subject anything you desire!! Cheers! Lee Wallis Co-Ordinator | COMING SOON... | ||||||||||||||||
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| TOYS FOR THE BOYS -Coming Soon! |
Toys For The Boys is a section that will be coming to BLOKES HEAVEN from September 1999. In this, we will tell you what every man HAS to have from Clothes to Gadgets and birds to magazines. We will help you so that you are Gods Gift To Women! Just e-mail us by clicking below, and we will send you all the info and a monthly newsletter of TOYS FOR THE BOYS! Cheers! | ||||||||||||||||
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